Feeling Old

Conversation while watching performers on TV at New Year's:

B: "Who is that?"

G: "Ne-Yo?"

B: "I don't know who that is."

G: "Is it Chris Brown?"

B: "Is it TI?"

**pause, while we watch them perform**

B: "Why don't they post the name on the screen?"

G: "Well it is not Chris Brown because he is dating Rihanna. I read that in People Magazine."

B: "Oh.......**another pause...** I still don't know who that is."

**another pause**

B: "Are they saying "booty rag" or "Gucci rag"?"

**yet another pause...**

G: "Maybe we are too old to watch Carson Daly."